This place where half of us will typically spend a year or more of our lives was never truly made for us.

We tell each other stories in order to live.

It isn't easy being an organism. In the whole universe, as far as we yet know, there is only one place, an inconspicuous outpost of the Milky Way called Earth, that will sustain you, and even it can be pretty grudging.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn&#39;t the greatest looking guy in the world.

Written By Artie Lange

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