My dear fellow, it isn't easy to be anything nowadays. There's such a lot of beastly competition about.

Patience is like the rolling waves of the sea from season to season and year to year. Its takes time to roll and creates new caves. At the end new caves and small streams are created.

You know, I was such a big Beatles fan, and when I&#39;d buy a new album I&#39;d invariably hate it the first time I heard it &#39;cause it was a mixture of absolute joy and absolute frustration. I couldn&#39;t grasp what they&#39;d done, and I&#39;d hate myself for that.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

Written By Tucker Max

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