I think the country is very settled in a lot of ways, and we saw that after the Democratic Convention. I think a lot of the bump that we enjoyed came when John Kerry selected John Edwards as his running mate.

There are a lot of children in Afghanistan, but little childhood.

Nobody really cares about your explanations, as long as it doesn't benefit them.

Stop explaining everything,
let the time do it's work.

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

Written By Dana Carvey

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