Tough toenails, tiger. What you want and what you get are usually two entirely different things.

I had no idea that being your authentic self could make me as rich as I&#39;ve become. If I had, I&#39;d have done it a lot earlier.

Lock your jealousy in  a empty jewellery box.

I had auditioned for &#39;Saturday Night Live&#39; two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

Dana Carvey

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