I would like to share with you Lord all my good memories,
My friends who are my parents aren’t perfect but that’s O.K.
You see they stayed together and that’s why we are fine,
Pirates tried to split our family if not for your Navy,
Well, gotta go now Lord, I will never ever forget you,
You see I have found out my parents really do care.

Until that time, we have more than enough people to create healthy non-inbred children just by the usual process of fucking each other.

I&#39;m the son of highly functioning parents who I&#39;m incredibly lucky to have.

Written By John Malkovich

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