Recessions are hard on people, but they are not hard on art.

It is art that makes life, makes interest, makes importance, and I know of no substitute for the force and beauty of it's process.

Success doesn't come for you when you start working hard but it comes when you don't stop working hard.??

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Written By Fran Lebowitz