Sometimes taking advice from others can be Critical to those with no mind of their own.

Republicans are all about Old Glory and school prayer and the sanctity of marriage and the Fatherhood of God but when it comes to actually needing help from them, you shouldn't get your hopes up. They might send an ambulance or they might just send a Get Well card.

The army was kept in as good state of fitness as the funds would allow.

What looks good now is guaranteed to embarrass you twenty years down the line, which is, of course, the whole problem with fashion.

Written By David Sedaris

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