David Sedaris

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Occasionally I’d tune in to a music station, but I always preferred the sound of... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

Written By David Sedaris

18 Reads • November 18, 2021

Good girl, Rachel. Now, let’s get the hell out of here. Your mother has a headac... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

Written By David Sedaris

16 Reads • November 16, 2021

Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack f... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

Written By David Sedaris

11 Reads • November 16, 2021

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were ... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

Written By David Sedaris

23 Reads • November 15, 2021

A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

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9 Reads • November 12, 2021

My mother was, for the most part, delighted with my brother and regarded him wit... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

Written By David Sedaris

16 Reads • November 12, 2021

What if I’d wasted my entire life comparing myself with people who didn’t really... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

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21 Reads • November 11, 2021

but that’s what fantasies are for: they allow you to skip the degradation and he... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

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6 Reads • November 10, 2021

I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disr... - David Sedaris - Quotes Donut

Written By David Sedaris

11 Reads • June 15, 2021