It&#39;s nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that &#39;SNL&#39; is what my skill set is best designed for.

Life is short. From here to that old car you know so well there is a stretch of twenty, twenty-five paces. It is a very short walk. Make those twenty-five steps. Now. Right now. Come just as you are. And we shall live happily ever after.

In a way she actually preferred Peter to other people because of this. He always acted out of intelligent self-interest.

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton&#39;s expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it&#39;s been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

Written By David Letterman

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