I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted.  She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said.  I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.

Survival is not for those who give up
For you to be successful you must swim past the lake of failure

The Lover of our souls, the One who has pursued us down through space and time, who gave his own life to rescue us from the Kingdom of Darkness, has made it clear: He does not want to lose us. He longs for us to be with him forever.

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

Written By Friedrich Nietzsche

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