Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with

He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two minutes. Since they made no attempt to move within that time he called them breakfast and ate them.

When you feel like you&#39;ve had a good show, you go backstage and you talk to yourself about it, and if you have a bad show you talk to yourself about it.

I suppose that was just something you ate; or are you bloody well pregnant as well?

Written By Dorothy Dunnett

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