Görüyorsunuz ya, ne zaman Tanrı'yı aramaya kalksam, bir erkekle karşılaşıyorum; hangi dine yöneleceğimi şaşırdım.

All we really want is for no one to have a boring life, to be impressive, so we can be impressed. ~ on the friends we choose.

Every human being on the face of the earth has a steel plate in his head, but if you lie down now and then and get still as you can, it will slide open like elevator doors, letting in all the secret thoughts that have been standing around so patiently, pushing the button for a ride to the top. The real troubles in life happen when those hidden doors stay closed for too long.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Written By Mitch Hedberg

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