When I was a child, I was one of the kids who wore black all the time, and when the kids asked me why I wore black, I said things like, &#39;I&#39;m mourning the death of modern society.&#39; I mean, I was a riot.

Would you like to become my wife?" "Imbecile! What a question. It's my greatest dream!!!

‎If you must slander someone, don't speak it - but write it - write it in the sand, near the water's edge!

Because there are some things you have to do even if you are an enlightened liberal cop who knows all about sensitivity and everything!

Written By Douglas Adams

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