Hör auf, ständig zu glauben, dass du jemandem störst! Wenn die Leute sich gestört fühlen, werden sie es schon sagen! Und wenn sie nicht den Mut dazu haben, ist das ihr Problem!

You might not be able to control the events you have faced.But you can make the decision of not falling prey to them.

An infantryman can fight only if somebody else delivers him to his zone; in a way I suppose pilots are just as essential as we are.

Tanacharison (who could relate to the cow because he claimed that the French had boiled and eaten his father),

Only the French, I thought, could attain orgasm by listening to themselves. It was self-inflicted oral sex. A DIY blowjob.

This is probably the most annoying thing of all to the French. Not only do we pronounce the battles incorrectly (Crécy should be ‘Cray-see’ and Waterloo ‘Watt-air-loh’), with Agincourt (‘Ah-zan-coor’) we even get the spelling wrong.

In French eyes, it was of course doubly wrong to execute a beautiful woman.

Stephen Clarke

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