The loony legacy of money was that the arithmetic by which things were measured had become more valuable than the things themselves.

Her sweat is a rank reminder, the only one, that she exists, that she is separate from the things that surround her.

Each day is a gift 
If you want to treasure
Work hard 
One day you will 
Reach the point of success.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Yeah, I know I&#39;m ugly... I said to a bartender, &#39;Make me a zombie.&#39; He said &#39;God beat me to it.&#39;

Written By Rodney Dangerfield