Phyllis Diller

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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.... - Phyllis Diller - Quotes Donut

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4 Reads • May 22, 2021

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to wa... - Phyllis Diller - Quotes Donut

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4 Reads • May 10, 2021

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.... - Phyllis Diller - Quotes Donut

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8 Reads • March 2, 2021

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him ... - Phyllis Diller - Quotes Donut

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8 Reads • March 2, 2021

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.... - Phyllis Diller - Quotes Donut

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6 Reads • February 15, 2021