Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience.

Don't be beautiful like a flower, 
    Otherwise someone would come,
    & pulk the flower & take it away,
    Just to propose another flower.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It&#39;s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you&#39;re not considered well viewed.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Why isn&#39;t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I&#39;ve always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Written By Lily Tomlin

Written By Lily Tomlin

Written By Lily Tomlin

Written By Lily Tomlin

Written By Lily Tomlin

Written By Lily Tomlin

Written By Lily Tomlin

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