A new day with a new opportunity, but it doesn't mean the old one is not good

I was the Sumerian god of fertility. You know what that means, don’t you? (Sin) You have a lot of penis envy over the other fertility gods? Don’t worry. I won’t tell the other gods about your small penis problem. (Kat)

I have but one wish and it is to love one last time for a whole lot more of lifetimes to come till love itself is the epitome of my very existance.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push &#39;em closer.

Lewis Black

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