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Groucho Marx

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 Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.... - Groucho Marx - Quotes Donut
 A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.... - Groucho Marx - Quotes Donut
 All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.... - Groucho Marx - Quotes Donut
 I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not... - Groucho Marx - Quotes Donut
 I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.... - Groucho Marx - Quotes Donut
 One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'l... - Groucho Marx - Quotes Donut