Remember my words, I may again return, I love you, I depart from materials, I am as one disembodied, triumphant, dead.

First, I want your solemn oath not even to talk in your sleep about this job."  "If my simple word is not good, is my oath better?

Your Brain Is Your Most Valuable Asset.
The More You Enrich It, The More Valuable It Becomes.

Wives are people who feel they don&#39;t dance enough.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I&#39;m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it&#39;s not raining.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn&#39;t it.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I&#39;ll never know.

Written By Groucho Marx