Piggy took off his shoes and socks, ranged them carefully on the ledge and tested the water with one toe. 'It's hot!' 'What did you expect?' 'I didn't expect nothing. My auntie-' 'Sucks to your auntie!

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it&#39;s a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky.

I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve got bad taste. I&#39;ve got no taste.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it&#39;s because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that&#39;s on telly.

I bet Maurice Gibb&#39;s heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin&#39; Alive.

Graham Norton

Quotes by Graham Norton

Written By Graham Norton

Written By Graham Norton

Written By Graham Norton

Written By Graham Norton

Written By Graham Norton

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