Garrison Keillor

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Lutherans don't hold bingo games in the church basement. Lutherans are against f... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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9 Reads • June 11, 2021

...life (pause) is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: ... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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6 Reads • June 2, 2021

Republicans are all about Old Glory and school prayer and the sanctity of marria... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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6 Reads • May 27, 2021

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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8 Reads • May 19, 2021

A book is a gift you can open again and again!!!!!... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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7 Reads • May 11, 2021

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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5 Reads • March 5, 2021

What’s another word for “thesaurus”?... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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6 Reads • March 1, 2021

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enou... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

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9 Reads • February 24, 2021

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move... - Garrison Keillor - Quotes Donut

Written By Garrison Keillor

10 Reads • February 19, 2021