Flow my tears, fall from your springs! Exiled forever let me mourn; Where night's black bird her sad infamy sings, There let me live forlorn.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I&#39;d died. I&#39;ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I&#39;ve had a few so it&#39;s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It&#39;s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It&#39;s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is &#39;Delete.&#39;

Elayne Boosler

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