I rise like a mountain
Everyday Every second a little bit
Without anyone knowing about it

Every great love starts with a great story...

Arthur Dent: What happens if I press this button? Ford Prefect: I wouldn't- Arthur Dent: Oh. Ford Prefect: What happened? Arthur Dent: A sign lit up, saying 'Please do not press this button again.

I don&#39;t miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that&#39;s what I&#39;m trying to do.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

Vegas is everything that&#39;s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They&#39;ve effectively legalized everything there.

Drew Carey

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