Anything that is possible to be believed is an image of truth.

While my friend always spoke about the sun, I kept speaking about the clouds, until one day I realized that it was the sun that allowed me to see the clouds.

Don't be beautiful like a flower, 
    Otherwise someone would come,
    & pulk the flower & take it away,
    Just to propose another flower.

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I&#39;d come home and go to church and everybody would say, &#39;Oh, my God. Demetri, you&#39;re working at the White House.&#39;

Stand-up is like a row boat: it&#39;s fun and romantic when you&#39;re choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it&#39;s not as enjoyable; that&#39;s survival.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

Demetri Martin

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