(Quoting her friend Tom Black on an amateur hunter's injury:)  "Lion, rifles -- and stupidity.

For once the disease of reading has laid hold upon the system it weakens it so that it falls an easy prey to that other scourge which dwells in the ink pot and festers in the quill. The wretch takes to writing.

it must be said, some success. For instance, he had spent those fifteen years pretending to be an out-of-work actor, which was plausible enough.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn&#39;t let me - Homeland Security.

Art Buchwald

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