I would give up the unessential; I would give my money, I would give my life for my children; but I wouldn’t give myself. I can’t make it more clear; it’s only something which I am beginning to comprehend, which is revealing itself to me.

The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.

human beings are just an animal and they will evolve into another animal, and that animal will be cleverer and it will put human beings into a zoo, like we put chimpanzees and gorillas into a zoo.

You guys are the best. I&#39;ll see you in a couple of hours. I haven&#39;t seen another human being in 13 hours and I&#39;m running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

Written By Chris Kattan

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