I don't know how it all at once came to me to talk a lot, tell jokes, kick up, and suddenly have views. When it was time to have them, there was no telling how I picked them from the air.

A homeless man once told me that dancing to rap music is the cultural equivalent of masturbating, and I'd sort of fell the same way about playing John Madden Football immediately after filing my income tax: It's fun, but - somehow - vaguely pathetic.

The eye is the light of the body whenever you hurt its body part you can always tell from the eye

Isn't it strange, how one so afraid of contracting a fatal malady...should so earnestly wish for death, as well?

Written By Alan Brennert

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