When I put some Tabasco on things, and there&#39;s really nothing in Tabasco, it&#39;s not bad for you in any way, so that&#39;s kind of become my substitute. Now you got to get used to a hot mouth, but that&#39;s okay.

There&#39;s many a man has more hair than wit.

No, but I have passed the point in life where I expect to be satisfied,” Augustus said. “At least I don’t expect to be satisfied with much. When it comes right down to it, Woodrow, I guess my own cooking beats anything I’ve come across in this life.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

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