Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.

Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll. I'm ready. My toaster will never be the boss of me. Get ready to make me some Pop-Tarts, bitch.

A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal.

Courage is the greatest of all virtues, because if you haven&#39;t courage, you may not have an opportunity to use any of the others.

Written By Samuel Johnson

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