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ProfessorEaves

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Her twin peaks never looked so good. So this means your woman's jugs always hung... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
If I go for a jog I'm afraid I'm going to need my shoe dislodged from your anal ... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
Don't begin your day asking people why your thumb smells like appholes... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
I got your famous quote in my pants. Have a read... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
Quote? You don't need a quote. You need a punch in the face and psychiatrist... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
To be a crazy person is easy. Trying to become an uncrazy one is impossible. Don... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
Hush. Don't make a sound. For my aim is mighty and will cut you in half when i p... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
Do you smoke? I don't. I just sit and ingest a pound of coke. My pockets are emp... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut
You will think it's funny when I kick, punch and break your dummy. Be sure to w... - ProfessorEaves - Quotes Donut