W. C. Fields

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I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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9 Reads • November 14, 2021

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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19 Reads • May 30, 2021

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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10 Reads • May 11, 2021

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of ... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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10 Reads • May 10, 2021

I never met a kid I liked.... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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6 Reads • March 6, 2021

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exa... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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9 Reads • February 28, 2021

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electrici... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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9 Reads • February 22, 2021

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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8 Reads • February 22, 2021

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also ke... - W. C. Fields - Quotes Donut

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10 Reads • February 4, 2021