When you&#39;re younger they always try to get you to do every ninny role that&#39;s going.

True power does not amass through the pain and suffering of others.

Deffand fell in love with him, and thought that at her age she could

But never being wrong is no proof that the method of testing is sound for all cases

Practicality rules our perceptions. To survive, our tiny brains need to tame the blizzard of delusion generator information that threatens to overwhelm us. Our perceptions are wondrously flexible, transforming our worldview automatically and continuously until we find safe harbor in a comfortable delusion.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue

money distorts truth like a hippo in a thong.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

There&#39;s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

Scott Adams

Quotes by Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

Written By Scott Adams

About us

Featured posts

Featured Topics

Quick Links