Winning the Revolutionary War, or the Civil War, or World War II were the turning points in our history, the sine qua non of our forward progress.

A man&#39;s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

If you reach for the stars, if you fail, at least you land on a cloud.

Promises and pie crusts were made to be broken.

Trust is like a stone wall - If you drive a nail into it, the cracks will still be there when you take it out.

It's better to give yourself a warm blanket on a cold night, than give it to a stranger on a sunny day.

When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them in the face and ask, "Were you expecting that?"

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them right back in life's eyes.

If life is a rollercoaster, you might as well come out screaming, "No regrets!"

Written By Mylija