People tell me they laughed hard enough to wake their spouses, that they&#39;ve given away numerous copies to friends, and that it&#39;s the one Trek book they&#39;ll give to people they wouldn&#39;t expect to like others.

Damn you, you made up lame excuses and practically patted me on the head. And tonight, you've got an itch and you're annoyed that I wasn't here to scratch it.

Anyone can write. But comedy, you&#39;ve got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.

If you&#39;re a movie actor, you&#39;re on your own - you cannot control the stage. The director controls it.

You get paid the same for a bad film as you do for a good one.

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought, That&#39;s what I want to do.

Michael Caine

Quotes by Michael Caine

Written By Michael Caine

Written By Michael Caine

Written By Michael Caine

Written By Michael Caine

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