I AM NOT LAZY 
I AM ON ENERGY SAVING MODE

Downtown is before them, as high and bright as the aurora borealis rising from the black water of the Bering Sea.

His progress was more lateral than forward.

He was determined to be the most touristy tourist who had ever touristed,

You have five minutes,” I said. “Of course, because any more time would make this too easy.

You are, at least to a certain approximation, human. You’re not supposed to be here.

It’s not spam if you agree to it,” Tony said. “They just won’t have much of a choice.

I’ve been told my liminal space is like the dark of the grave. But I think of it as the dark from the other end of life entirely. The dark of everything ahead, not everything behind.

After watching Star Wars everyone wanted a lightsaber and was irritated that the technology for them didn’t really exist. Everyone also agreed the Ewoks should all die.

You’ll notice that the Intrepid’s inertial dampeners don’t work as well in crisis situations, Dahl remembered Jenkins telling them. The ship could do hairpin turns and loop-de-loops any other time and you’d never notice. But whenever there’s a dramatic event, there goes your footing.

I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

John Scalzi

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