Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.

Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena.

Live and work but do not forget to play, to have fun in life and really enjoy it.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for &#39;Automobile Magazine.&#39; I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I&#39;m more proud of that than anything.

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God&#39;s final word on where your lips end.

Jerry Seinfeld

Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Written By Jerry Seinfeld

Written By Jerry Seinfeld

Written By Jerry Seinfeld

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