Jeff Foxworthy

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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted ... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

6 Reads • November 17, 2021

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

6 Reads • November 13, 2021

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year befo... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

9 Reads • June 7, 2021

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down ... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

6 Reads • May 19, 2021

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

5 Reads • May 19, 2021

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

6 Reads • May 17, 2021

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

8 Reads • February 16, 2021

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.... - Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes Donut

Written By Jeff Foxworthy

7 Reads • February 14, 2021