Dil to bas dastan sunata hai... 
Dard to apne aap hi baya ho jata hai..

A year or so before he had bought and sold a million shares in @Home, and made a quick $45 million.

Fear will have you caged from life’s possibilities.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn&#39;t really make me mad any more.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

The designated driver program, it&#39;s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

It&#39;s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

Written By Jeff Foxworthy