Erma Bombeck

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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.... - Erma Bombeck - Quotes Donut

Written By Erma Bombeck

9 Reads • November 16, 2021

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they... - Erma Bombeck - Quotes Donut

Written By Erma Bombeck

6 Reads • June 9, 2021

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not... - Erma Bombeck - Quotes Donut

Written By Erma Bombeck

6 Reads • May 31, 2021

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?... - Erma Bombeck - Quotes Donut

Written By Erma Bombeck

5 Reads • March 4, 2021

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor... - Erma Bombeck - Quotes Donut

Written By Erma Bombeck

9 Reads • February 24, 2021

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's d... - Erma Bombeck - Quotes Donut

Written By Erma Bombeck

7 Reads • February 18, 2021