The day when people stop comparing themselves is the day when they realized the diamond in themselves..

—No estoy aquí para conservar mi vida, sino para perderla —dijo Veronika a uno de los enfermeros.

Our designated angels surprisingly come in different forms, to aid us daily. Grateful.

Probably the worst time in a person&#39;s life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it&#39;s been a pretty good day.

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

Probably the toughest time in anyone&#39;s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they&#39;re the devil.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics&#39; heads, where they are safe.

Emo Philips

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