If you can't control the waves ,
Cherish some way to
Enjoy them

Once, when I was little, I asked her if she’d cried when my father had fallen to his death. At the funeral? I mean, the burial? No, I did not. Because you weren’t sad? Because it was nobody’s business if I was.

Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.

The average American&#39;s day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles&#39;s dart board.

There&#39;s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you&#39;re insightful about it.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation&#39;s highways.

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

Dennis Miller

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Written By Dennis Miller

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