Dave Barry

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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9 Reads • November 16, 2021

Molly squeaked and clicked (the clicks were the hardest) something back, which s... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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10 Reads • November 15, 2021

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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11 Reads • November 14, 2021

My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you'... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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5 Reads • November 11, 2021

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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6 Reads • November 11, 2021

Leonard Aster thanked Fighting Prawn and the Mollusk tribe for their hospitality... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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8 Reads • June 9, 2021

Almost half of the people over 40 believe they look younger than they are. This ... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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13 Reads • June 7, 2021

Never again will I underestimate the persuasive power of a woman with legal trai... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

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4 Reads • June 5, 2021

Smee? What Cap'n? You are a supreme idjit. Aye cap'n.... - Dave Barry - Quotes Donut

Written By Dave Barry

4 Reads • June 1, 2021