By accepting God's love for us, we fall in love with Him, and only then do we have the fuel we need to obey.

We&#39;re not splitting atoms here; we&#39;re trying to entertain people.

Lots of people leave Pennsylvania limping and bruised. The state also has what are reputed to be the meanest rattlesnakes anywhere along the trail,

All I can say about life is, &#39;Oh God, enjoy it!&#39;

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don&#39;t rush into adulthood, it isn&#39;t all that much fun.

Here are some of the towns I played last year: Carmel, Indiana; Hutchinson, Kansas; and Huntsville, Alabama. I even played Peoria. So why not limit my dates to easy-to-reach cities like Toronto, Chicago, and Reno? Easier still, why not just retire?

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn&#39;t afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.

I don&#39;t know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there&#39;s a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That&#39;s kind of regrettable.

Bob Newhart

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Written By Bob Newhart

Written By Bob Newhart

Written By Bob Newhart

Written By Bob Newhart

Written By Bob Newhart

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